Please change my Goddamn password

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This morning I tried to change my password.

Why?

I tried to change it because I don’t like my password. It’s pretty blah.

So, I tried to change it. The email service asked me to enter a security code, which they would send me once I would enter my phone number for security reasons.

That having been done, we thankfully move on. It said, enter your current password and new password. I entered both and a ridiculous alphabetical number in the box to prove I am fucking human. This followed.

New password: **********
Email service: You can’t enter a password with your name in it

New password: **********
Email service: You can’t enter a with your girlfriend’s name in it

New password: **********
Email service: You must enter a password with 2 numeric digits

New password: **********
Email service: You must have one capital letter and one symbol

New password: screwyourselfyoubastards
Email service: you can only try so many times, try tomorrow

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